Regional and Local Legislators

Here's a piece of comedy from my friend Stewie Mikkelson regarding insurance companies, and I quote:

"Insurance minions are made of phlegm and farts. It’s a long-protected industry secret. You can find references to it in the Da Vinci Code.

Speaking of insurance, I was reviewing my renter’s insurance policy and found that while I am covered in event of volcanic activity, should there be a war, civil war, rebellion, or revolution, I would not be covered for damages. Additionally, nuclear blast damage is not covered, as a blast – even if accidental – is considered a warlike act. Good to know USAA has their bases covered just in case. Of nuclear blast. For the studio audience, let me reiterate and make wild gestures to the guy working the sarcasm light: “I’m glad USAA has found it necessary to forecast their liability in case a nuclear device is detonated close enough to my home to damage it.”

*sigh*

It’s time to curl up like a frightened pillbug, watch Dr Strangelove again and drink myself brave. . . .where’s my binky. . .?

So now, I need to find nuke insurance for when all of my personal possessions need to be replaced due to the irremovable, me-shaped flash shadows covering them." END QUOTE!

I love that Stewie.