tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10280781.post-1109005765487368212005-02-21T12:06:00.000-05:002005-02-21T12:09:25.490-05:00<div> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:black;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Arial;"> </span></span></p></div> <div> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;color:black;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Tahoma;"> </span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;color:black;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Tahoma;"> </span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;color:black;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Tahoma;">A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi, you know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." </span></span></p><br /> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;color:black;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Tahoma;">The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. </span></span></p><br /> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;color:black;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Tahoma;">Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year." </span></span></p><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;color:black;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Tahoma;">The guy says, "You're bullshitting me!"<br /> </span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;color:black;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Tahoma;"> </span></span></p><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;color:black;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Tahoma;">The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it." </span></span></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">sclough@metrocast.net/~sclough</div>Vito Margiottahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05885455815116319302noreply@blogger.com